Twenty Ten

Twenty Ten

The turtles are fighting and the battle is severe
I hope that the battles don't get too near
I can always move to Pluto where I hear there is peace
I hear they speak English there but they're very obese
If you don't mind me saying so, it's getting insane
All of my plans for the new year have already changed
My New Year's resolution factory is down for awhile
Every company in the world is offering a free trial

Happy New Year, this is the Sherrif's department calling
We've detected unknown bones in your garbage
Happy New Year, this is Elvis, No I haven't left the building
I'm sailing through a wormhole like it isn't even there.

It's 2010 and the music's getting worse and worse
Everyone's in college to become a registerd nurse
Job's are on vacation and there's nothing in the fridge
The light's are on but all the doors have come unhinged
It's reckless in the back rows and the front rows are empty
You search for real people and you still can't find many
The mobile mechanic is out doing all his work
In the morning he is broke like all the other jerks

Happy New Year, this is the Sherrif's department calling
We've detected unknown bones in your garbage
Happy New Year, this is Elvis, No I haven't left the building
I'm sailing through a wormhole like it isn't even there.

Ron Bock